somedaythiswillbeclever:

elliewilliams:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

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mojave-red:

tsutachishio:

askcommisaryarrick:

fountainstranger:

paintmeahero:

Check out the rest of this (very long) tweet chain here: https://twitter.com/nick_kapur/status/1062823813338091520

It is worth the click. 

THIS IS RAD

&

@askcommisaryarrick

WHAT!? …I mean this is BADASS but WHAT!?

So they saw the “don’t tread on me” flag and assumed it was because someone had battled a giant snake and won, huh

Well… For context Commodore Perry forced open trade with Japan and they had these weird scraps of half translated American history by 1861 that was very odd to a Japanese mind so they stylized it and did the prints for the book making it more or less the Legends of America.

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anachronic-cobra:

catchymemes:

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

(via spacedloser)

fireflyfish:

forcearama:

Obi-Wan: [being awakened by a sound coming from a trunk in his room] Wha–? [opens the trunk and picks up an old comm] 
[a holo pops up] 
Ahsoka: [at an awkward angle, looking into the camera] OK, I think it’s recording. Oh! Yikes, that was filming right up my nose. Sorry.  
Anakin: [turns it upside down] Wait, no, that’s not right. [turns it again] There. All right. [clears throat] Obi-Wan, if you’re seeing this, it means it’s a very important day. 
Ahsoka: [excitedly] Happy 50th Birthday, Master Kenobi! 
Anakin: Ahsoka and I are recording this now, and I’ve rigged it so that this recording will auto-play for you in 14 years. 
Ahsoka: [giggling] So, uh, sorry if this just started playing in the middle of a Council meeting or something. 
Anakin: [lowering his voice] You’re right behind us in the other room right now, and believe it or not, you’re actually asleep! 
Ahsoka: We’re on a very boring mission –
Anakin: – Seriously. The worst.
Ahsoka: …so we decided to make a 50th Birthday Wish List for you, which we will now read aloud. [pulls out a data pad] On his 50th birthday, we hope Master Kenobi will get…
Anakin: [reading] An afternoon of very boring holoshows. With no one to bother him. Or make fun of his terrible taste. 
Ahsoka: …a tin of that fancy Alderaanian tea he likes.
Anakin: …a new cloak. Because we assume he’ll need one. [pointing at the camera] Because you always do. 
Ahsoka: …a crossword puzzle that neither Anakin nor myself have partially filled in with rude words. 
Anakin: …a personal trip to Mandalore. [pointing at the camera again, winking] I put that one on there for you. And I think we both know why. [waggles his eyebrows]
Ahsoka: …a full day where Master Skywalker doesn’t ask him for anything stupid. 
Anakin: Hey! 
Ahsoka: [laughs] …a lothcat from a rescue shelter. Don’t lie, Master, we all know you want one. 
Anakin: …a joyride on a speeder bike with your favorite, and only, former Padawan. Don’t lie about that one, either – you know you’d love it. [frowning] And also I better still be your only Padawan. 
Ahsoka: [rolling her eyes and smiling] 
Anakin: In conclusion, we hope that whatever you’re doing right now, you’re having a good day. 
Ahsoka: I also hope you’re busy showing my Padawan how to do a proper robe drop! Happy birthday, Master. [waves] 
Anakin: [smiling] …happy birthday, old man. Now go find me and tell me what a great and handsome friend I am. [reaches forward and turns off the recording] 

(via chewableninja)

wouldyoukindlymakeausername:

y'all better go see Bumblebee, we didn’t wait 11 years for a good Transformers movie only for you all to not watch it

(via violetpool)

shubbabang:

russianchaosgaygent:

shubbabang:

Hmmmmm, looks like I was somehow shadow banned. Not seeing my blog pop up in searches. Very cool, very cool.

Banished to the shadow realm, gotta beat staff in a Yu-Gi-Oh duel

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bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

(via darkprincecait)

teadalek:

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

(via ruinedchildhood)

demonshauntingcomputers:

fruitsgood:

demonshauntingcomputers:

fruitsgood:

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

(via darkprincecait)

blog-sev:

Let’s see.

(via ruinedchildhood)

lipstickluchador:

doktorpeace:

thegreyzen:

“M-My box…”

Otakon: Snake, isn’t that your b-

Snake: You try and take it back from her.

(via kilala1148)

ambientnightfall:

the-top-hat-anon:

i-am-a-fish:

tonakings:

i-am-a-fish:

tonakings:

i-am-a-fish:

comfy

FISH NO

..but comfy

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

s

sleeby….

Put those fucking sticks down

(via local-pixie)

cybertronianskies:

gaymilesedgeworth:

silvercr0ssbow:

big-boss-official:

targuzzler:

big-boss-official:

can someone who knows transformers lore explain this please 

its ok cybertron won

I still don’t understand please

The orange guy (Rung) reaches over the counter for a straw and in doing so he knocks over a guy’s drink. This leads to an argument that leads to a bar fight. Megatron was at the bar and even though he wasn’t involved in the fight he still ends up in jail. While in jail he gets beaten up by a guy (Whirl) and after getting beaten up he realizes that violence is a valid option for dealing with your problems and eventually the Autobot/Decepticon war starts which destroys Cybertron.

more specifically megatron was already a revolutionary polemicist who was firmly committed to pacifism until he was assaulted in prison, at which point he starts to consider other options

the same prison visit also brings orion pax (optimus prime) into contact with megatron’s writings, which contributes to his leftist awakening, and ultimately he ends up founding the autobots. who also aren’t exactly pacifists but. complicated 

both groups were initially in conflict with the existing government before ending up turning against each other and destroying mcfucking everything for four million years while pissing off everyone else in the entire universe 

In hindsight… Primus started the war… with a straw.

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just-shower-thoughts:

Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one