Jedistuck! We found some actual Star Wars cosplayers to pose with~
So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con
take this transparent gold star knowing ur not 100% a dick
did I ever tell u guys about the time the literal smartest teenager in my entire country asked me out and I said no
because that was a fucking mistake
Do u think he’d still date me two years later
I just messaged him on facebook I’ll keep u updated
Holy shit I have a date
You guys don’t understand like when I say he’s the smartest kid in the country I’m not exaggerating he wins awards every month we met at a national science fair and then the next week he had to travel to Australia for another competition, which he won. Cambridge and Harvard both literally ASKED him to attend their schools and right now hes in Romania doing medical volunteer work do u UNDERSTAND
Conversation I overheard at work
How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
Playing against a friend who’s new to the game
When they start winning