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“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
The entire world sees it.
The entire world just doesn’t give a shit.
48,719 notes (via katnep & rolan-pard)
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
76,312 notes (via katnep & superblys)
a moment of silence for those who haven’t seen their favourite band live
*mcr fandom crying in the background*
82,421 notes (via falloutregret & atrophydaughter)
at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
209,227 notes (via falloutregret & chickensandwich)
226,021 notes (via lovecraftianpsychoanalyst & unfreshing)
Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.
so the legends are true
106,602 notes (via falloutregret & verityveritas)
So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended
IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE
CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN
WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT
77,502 notes (via lovecraftianpsychoanalyst & waywardwanders)
at least i run faster than internet explorer
124,964 notes (via falloutregret & oddteens)
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